White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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