help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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