stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
