he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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