Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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