Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think your dad took our porno
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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