Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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