apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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