o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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