So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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