it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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