what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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