Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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