he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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