she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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