She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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