If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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