Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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