After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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