I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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