Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
are you so shy because you have an std?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize