I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dignity is for republicans.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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