Already got asked if we're dating
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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