why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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