i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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