She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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