Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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