We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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