when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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