I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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