Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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