she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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