i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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