just tell him i said nine months
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It's just like the Real World with babies
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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