I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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