is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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