don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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