'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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