So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
