I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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