I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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