What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I did not marry a roomba.
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