hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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