i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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