i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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