Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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