do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
