Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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