Are we in a gay sports bar?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
