yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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