love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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