im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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