Soap is not a condiment
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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