help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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