Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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